Retox.

Thursday the 25th at 7-9 hit BoConcept for the Hill Country Ride for AIDS party. From 6-8 get to Backwoods for apps, wine, chair massages and more!

Friday the 26th, did I read that right? Art for buying and cupcakes for free? I'm paying cover to see LoveAt20 at Mohawk, but I think he's buying me a whiskey so we're good. From 5:30 to 8:30 do not miss the fashion show at the Domain. The afterparty promises delights (desserts) from the restaurants nearby and loads of giveaways.

Ah yes it's free burgers and beer all weekend at Mellow Johnny's tent sale.

On the 28th Greenling will be hosting another astounding local tasting soiree. I try to make them every single time and can't recall ever having less than a stellar night and enjoying far too many drinks!

March 30th at 6 enjoy delicious, vegan Hail Merry treats and cocktails at Perri Berri.

31st: Free Lonestar and Homeslice pizza at Mohawk at 6?

Thursday the 1st from 6-11 be at House Wine for catering by Good Taste and Much Ado About Muffins while listening to DJ Gobot and letting 10% of all sales go to The Hill Country Ride for Aids! From 6-9 swing by Estilo for a pop-n-shop with champagne and a live dj!

April 3rd go to Wally Workman from 6-8 for an artist reception.

Monday the 5th from 5:30 to 7 hit the fabulous III Forks for a complimentary wine tasting!

On the 6th at 7 this sounds like cupcakes and cocktails to me.

Wednesday the 7th (and every Wednesday in April) go the park downtown at noon for free yoga in the park!

Am I already talking about April 8th and the derby? Have some mint juleps here. Don't miss the downtown happy hour at Finn and Porter tonight.

It's free rowing day on April 10th on Town Lake!

Sunday the 11th, yeah it's not free, but the East Austin Urban Farm Tour is going to be awesome! At Touch of Sass you can sip champagne while enjoying cupcakes and truffles from 1-5.